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Form the committee
Name the group, choose an occasion, and add everyone whose conduct merits a formal review.
Officially documented
Your life has an annual report now.
Turn your friends, memories, and questionable decisions into a ridiculously official report.
A few minutes to begin. A permanent record thereafter.
Annual report preview
The Chaos Committee
Annual Report
2026
Another year. More chaos. Stronger results.
8,442
Group chat messages
108
Plans made
44
Plans completed
40.7%
Execution rate
Executive summary
“Fiscal year 2026 saw record levels of fun, spending, and late arrivals.”
Material risk
Jake
Likelihood of suggesting “one more drink” remains elevated.
How it works
A very serious process for unserious people.
No design degree, no blank page, no group-chat committee meeting. Just enough structure to make the chaos look exceptionally well governed.
02
Collect the evidence
Friends answer a fast performance review, vote on key matters, and submit photographic proof.
03
Prepare the report
We turn the year’s testimony into a polished, hilarious document with charts, awards, and findings.
04
Release the findings
Review the record, correct anything sensitive, then share the report and individual performance cards.
Demo report
The Chaos Committee, under continued review.
Created for birthdays, trips, friend groups, and people who absolutely should not have access to corporate analytics.
Letter from the CEO
“Aggressive expansion, questionable capital allocation, and persistent punctuality headwinds.”
Management commentary · FY2026
23 min
Average arrival delay
4
Trips completed
Sarah
Most reliable
Jake
Largest risk
Report pricing
Choose the permanence of the findings.
One report, one payment. No recurring corporate overhead, no awkward annual renewal notice.
Most practical
Digital report
The complete official record, ready for distribution.
$29
One-time, per report
- Digital annual report
- Personalized share cards
- Private report link
- PDF download
Printed report
For groups requiring a credible paper trail.
$59
One-time, per report
- Everything in Digital
- Premium magazine format
- 20–30 report pages
- Print-ready layout
Premium edition
The hardcover version of an already unnecessary document.
$89
One-time, per report
- Everything in Digital
- Hardcover keepsake
- Upgraded cover options
- Expanded social pack
Digital reports are available first. Printed editions are being prepared for their inevitable moment in court.
Notice to stakeholders
Your organization deserves transparency.
Invite the witnesses, gather the evidence, and release the findings before the group chat moves on.